My boyfriend’s parents are absolutely wild for each other, banging like rabbits with zero shame about it. They’re so open that they even slip my guy condoms they’ve bought themselves whenever we run low. Honestly, I can’t stop fantasizing about them going at it—imagining the positions, the raw passion... it gets me insanely hot. Is this kinda twisted or what? 😔

👍🏼— Hell yeah, why not?
🌭— Damn, you’re a freaky one.
#taboo #fantasy #nsfw #confession

Folks, I’m absolutely fucking floored. Six damn years with my husband, busting my ass at work while he lounges at home, supposedly “crafting beats.” I come home yesterday, and guess what? I catch this bastard jerking off in the bathroom... to a video of our ex-nanny! Mind you, I fired her ass a year ago for some shady-ass flirting with him.

I lost it, smashed his lip with a jar of pickles, and bolted to my friend’s place. Now he’s blowing up my phone, claiming it was “just a fantasy” and that nothing ever happened between them. What the actual hell?!

👍 - Kick his perverted ass to the curb!
😢 - Forgive him, but lay down some hardcore rules.
😐 - Shit happens, at least he didn’t cheat.
#marriagecrisis #wtf #cheatingdrama #relationshiphell

So, this dude rolls up, we meet, take a stroll, everything’s chill, and I’m already thinking, “Yeah, I might just give him a shot.” But then, out of nowhere, this guy drops a bomb—he says I remind him of Xena, the Warrior Queen, or more like the actress who played her. And get this, he admits he had a raging hard-on for her as a kid and now he’s projecting that fantasy onto me. Like, what the actual fuck? That creeped me out big time, so now I’m straight-up ghosting his ass.

😢—Screw it, whatever.
🌭—Don’t shatter the poor guy’s wet dream, just bang him already.
#weirdvibes #creepyguys #ghosting #fantasydrama

So, the girl I’ve been obsessed with since I was 16 finally hits me up. This woman is pure fire, a goddamn fantasy in the flesh, the kind of sexy that haunts your wet dreams. I’m thinking, “Hell yeah, it’s go-time, I’m getting laid tonight!” I scrub my place spotless, turning my apartment into a damn shrine, snag a pack of condoms, and prep like I’m about to win the sex Olympics. We agree to meet at my crib, she shows up, we crack open some beers, light up a few smokes. An hour or so passes, vibes are mellow, and then boom, we’re diving straight into the main event. No foreplay, no teasing, just raw, straight-to-the-point fucking. But here’s the kicker—my soldier won’t stand to attention. Fucking hell, I’m lying there, useless, unable to bang the girl of my dreams. What a brutal, soul-crushing disaster!
#epicfail #sexualdisaster #dreamgirl #wtf

One wild night, a girl spilled her darkest secret to me—her ultimate fantasy was to be taken by force, rough and unrelenting. I figured, hell, why not make her dream come true? So, I went for it, thrusting hard and fast with raw intensity. But damn, in the heat of the moment, I tore my frenulum—talk about a brutal reality check! 😢
#fantasygonewrong #roughplay #unexpectedpain #wtf