D20. So, here’s the wild tale of how I lost my first cherry, and guess what? It was through the back door. Yeah, I figured my pussy was screaming too loud in pain, so I thought, "Hell, if my ass can push out some hefty pythons, surely taking a dick there won’t be such a brutal ordeal!" And damn, somehow it didn’t feel as savage as I expected. I can’t even wrap my head around doing that now, but fuck, I’m itching to relive that thrill with my current guy. 🥺

🤣 - Bet that dude was packing a tiny pickle if I barely felt a thing!
👍 - Gonna pitch some spicy new moves to my man and see if he’s game!
#wildtimes #firsts #spicyadventures #nsfw

Regarding those wild stories about threesomes.

Back in the day, I was slinging drinks as a waiter in a real dive joint, a place dripping with sleaze. There was this crew of three chicks at a table, and one of ‘em kept tossing flirty glances my way. By the end of the night, she straight-up invited me back to her place. I turned her down, though—back then, I was more into paying for quick thrills with pros. A couple of days later, craving some action to blow off steam, I headed to a familiar spot. When the door swung open, I got a weird-ass look before they slammed it in my face. Pissed off, I plopped down on a bench near the building, puffing on a smoke, when a text buzzed in: “Come back up.”

I trudged back, and holy hell, it was two of those gals from the other night! Well, no backing out now. We got down to some serious bedroom cardio with one of them. After the deed, the three of us stepped out to the balcony for a smoke, and one of the chicks casually throws out the idea of a threesome. Who the fuck am I to say no, especially when it’s on the house? So yeah, I ended up banging two of ‘em, no regrets.

Fast forward to the spicy follow-up.
About six or seven months later, I’m out with a buddy, looking to let loose again. We roll up to the same spot, and I nearly shit myself when one of those same chicks opens the door. What’s a guy to do? Me and my pal took turns with her, tag-teaming like champs.

Life’s one hell of a ride, ain’t it?
#wildtimes #threesome #nsfw #noregrets

Hey, I’ve scored a job at this wicked spot, a straight-up sex shop, hell yeah!
Just got some insane new toys in stock—fleshlights crafted from the intimate curves of absolute legends.
We’re talking Autumn Falls and Violet Myers, pure fire!
And damn, for the third shift running, I’ve been taking turns pounding them like there’s no tomorrow! 🤣
#sexshop #nsfw #wildtimes #adulttoys

Damn, that guy’s packing some serious heat, stretched me out so wide down there that now, when Aunt Flo visits, I gotta double up on tampons, fucking hell!
#nsfw #wildtimes #toomuch #damn

I once dated an Italian stallion, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride when, in the heat of the moment during a blowjob, he belts out a passionate "Bravo!"
I damn near leapt up to take a bow, feeling like I just nailed a performance on stage!
#spicyromance #italianlover #wildtimes #nsfw

So, I went under the knife for varicocele—yep, right on the ol’ family jewels. For two weeks before the surgery, I swore off jerking off and banging, just to keep the test results clean. Fast forward, surgery’s done, it’s been four days, and I’m laid up in agony. Every damn thing hurts. Then, there’s this chick wandering around the house, and wouldn’t you know it, I get a raging hard-on despite the pain. She notices, gives me a sly grin, and carefully goes down on me, working her magic with caution.

When I’m right on the edge, she kneels down, waiting for the money shot. I take over, stroking slow and steady, and boom—I unload like a freaking porn star, blasting my own face with jizz. Yeah, you read that right, my face got the full treatment. We burst out laughing, couldn’t help it, it was absurd as hell.

Admin note: Then it hits me—there was no chick. I’ve been hallucinating this whole damn time. 😂
#wildtimes #surgerygonewrong #wtfmoment #nsfw