The Herring Licker’s Wild Tale

So, check this out. I’ve been dating this chick for a couple of weeks, and damn, I’m already itching to get down and dirty. I invite her over, and hell yeah, she’s game. We roll up to my place, start peeling off clothes like there’s no tomorrow. I slide off her panties, and holy shit, the stench hits me like a freight train—thought I was gonna pass out right there. But we keep going, strip down to nothing... and then she drops the bomb: she’s into getting eaten out. And me, being the dumbass I am, I say, “Fuck yeah, let’s do this.” So I dive in, tongue deep, and man... it’s a goddamn nightmare down there. Absolute fucking chaos.
#nsfw #wildstories #cringe #wtf