Idiocy is a terminal disease, ain’t no cure for that shit.

So, this dude gets down on one knee, pops the question with a shiny ring, orchestrates a whole damn photoshoot, and I’m there crying my eyes out with pure joy. A week later, I sneak into his laptop—curiosity, you know—and holy fuck, what do I find? Chats, dirty messages, and pics galore. This bastard’s juggling at least three side chicks! I confront him, raging, “What the hell is this circus for?” And he hits me with, “Babe, you’re perfect, I was scared you’d dump my sorry ass.” Unbelievable.
#cheater #drama #betrayal #wtf