I Was Going Down on the Teachers

There was this dude in our class we called Polyglot. Not because he spoke a bunch of languages, no, but because he was damn good at using his tongue in a whole other way—pleasing any chick, including the profs, just to scrape by with his grades. I mean, okay, licking up to the 35-40+ crowd is one thing, but this madman went full savage and serviced this ancient hag who taught technical drawing. We’re talking a straight-up decrepit mummy, probably older than the damn pyramids... and all because he couldn’t pass her class with those 8 bloody blueprints!
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