By the time I hit 20, my folks had built themselves a cozy little countryside escape and ditched the city life for good.
Now, they’ve got this so-called “toilet” in Dad’s private study, a forbidden zone no one’s allowed to enter.
One day, I rolled up to visit while they were out catching a play at the theater.
Curiosity got the better of me, so I jimmied the lock, stepped inside, and holy shit, my jaw hit the floor.
The sheer stash of vibrators, plugs, and gags could make any sex shop blush with envy.
But the real mind-blower? A goddamn dildo machine and a wooden sawhorse rigged with, fuck me, actual SPIKES.
I bolted out of there like I’d been stung in the ass by a swarm of hornets.
Now, every time I look at my parents, I can’t help but lose my damn mind wondering what the hell they’re into...
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