Met this chick at a wild house party, ended up banging her brains out.
A month later, she hits me up with a bombshell: "I’m knocked up."
I’m fucking floored, but whatever, if it’s true, we’ll figure this shit out.

Another month drags by, and I get a damn call from the courthouse.
Turns out, this girl slapped me with a child support claim, naming me as the daddy.
And get this—DNA test? "Not required" until the court drama kicks off.
Meanwhile, my bank account’s already frozen, what the actual fuck!

I screwed her just once, wrapped up tight in a rubber, and now I’m shelling out cash for some kid that probably ain’t even mine,
waiting for the slow-ass court to pull its head out of its ass and make a ruling.
Word of advice, brothers—don’t stick it in these shady hoes, or you’ll regret it hard. 😡
#drama #childsupport #screwed #wtf

Hey, everyone! I’m 18 and just had a wild night out with a 42-year-old dude who claimed he’s “divorcing” his wife but can’t because of their little girl. He rolled up in a slick car, treated me to a fancy restaurant, smoked hookah like a pro, the whole damn show. When we said goodbye, we locked lips like it was nobody’s business.

But then, plot twist! I stalked his wife’s social media, and guess what? Their life is picture-perfect. That shiny car he drove me in? A birthday gift to HER less than a month ago. And get this—they just celebrated 18 freaking years of marriage in early June!

Now I’m sitting here feeling like a homewrecking bitch, tearing their family apart...

Shame squad, hit me with your thoughts...

👍 - He’s a cheating bastard
😐 - I’m the screwed-up one
#drama #cheater #homewrecker #scandal

I keep seeing these old folks getting screwed out of mind-blowing millions. What the hell, are our retirees living like goddamn kings or something?! 20 million, 40 million, and so on, some 80-year-old grandpa, for fuck’s sake. On one hand, I’m like, where the hell do these idiots even get that kind of cash, selling their apartments and wiring money to who-the-fuck-knows-where. On the other hand, I’m thinking, maybe I should just find myself a loaded granny and snag a fat inheritance, haha!
#scam #retirees #millionaires # InheritanceHustle

Man, I was head over heels for my girl, so when she screwed around with her ex, I let it slide, thinking love conquers all. Two months later, she’s at it again, this time with my so-called buddy. I turned a blind eye once more, playing the fool. But then, she starts chatting up some random dude, and I lost it. I snapped, landed a couple of hits on her, and told her to get the hell outta my life. Next thing I know, she calls up her posse—guys who damn well knew about her cheating ways—and they beat the crap outta me.

So, who’s the real idiot here?

😢 - Me, for taking this shit?
😐 - Her and her shady crew, for screwing me over?
#toxicrelationship #cheatingdrama #heartbreak #messybreakup

I was shacked up with this chick, splitting rent on a dumpy apartment. Then she bailed, and guess what? Turns out the sneaky little liar hadn’t paid her share for six damn months, just ghosting the landlord’s messages like a pro. And here I was, dumb as hell, wiring her the cash every time.

Now the landlord’s breathing down my neck for the debt, and it’s a whopping 200k. Screw me, right?

😢- Fork over the cash and erase that girl from memory
😐- Pay up, but send some muscle to teach her a lesson
#betrayal #debtcrisis #revenge #screwed