So, my girl ain’t putting out, straight-up telling me, “I don’t feel the need right now, and honestly, I’m not even that into it. I’m cool with just getting eaten out.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, fucking desperate to get laid, practically climbing the walls. She hit me with the classic, “As soon as I’m in the mood, I’ll let you know,” but if we’re digging into the past, our first time left her with a damn UTI, and she’s like, “Hell no, I’m not risking that shit again.”

Then she had the audacity to suggest I go buy myself a fucking rubber pussy. Man, that’s just weird as hell to me, feels like some creepy loser shit. So, help me out, folks—what’s the move here?

👍🏻 - Order the damn toy and get some relief
😐 - Keep waiting for her to come around while jerking off in the meantime
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #nsfw #whatdoido

I can still recall being 18, drowning in panic over the fact that I was still a damn virgin. Desperate to shed that label, I hooked up with a guy through some random ad—he was a good decade older, guarding a dusty old bookstore for a living. Of course, I fed him the classic lie that I’d been with guys before. Gotta save face, right? So, in a wild moment of desperation, I grabbed a freaking roll-on deodorant and took matters into my own hands, popping my own cherry. Barely any blood, thank god.

Later, we planned the real deal. I was a total disaster—awkward as hell, stiff as a board, and hated every second of it. Lucky for me, he didn’t catch on to my rookie status. And just like that, I ditched my virginity in the most unglamorous way possible.
#virginitystories #firsttime #awkwardsex #novice

P20. Hey there, shame on me for spilling my guts like this for the first time.
I’m desperate for your brutal, no-holds-barred advice. I’m slated to get dragged into the army soon, and I swore I’d avoid any messy entanglements before that hell starts. But boom—met this girl, 19, absolute firecracker, studying for her degree, a straight-up 10/10 goddess. Problem is, they’re hauling my ass to the barracks in October. What the hell do I do?

👍 - Dodge the draft with every dirty trick in the book
😐 - Suck it up, march into the army, and ditch the dream girl
#ArmyStruggles #LoveVsDuty #DraftDilemma #heartbreak

My buddy P22 decided to dive into the shady courier gig—you know exactly what kind I’m talking about. I tried to talk him out of it, but he’s stubborn as hell, claiming he desperately needs the cash. And for what, you ask? Well, fuck, he’s got this wild dream of ditching everything and partying his ass off across Southeast Asia—think Thailand, Indonesia, the whole damn vibe. Anyway, he’s been at it for a week now, says he’ll quit soon... but come on, folks, help me drag his sorry ass out of this mess before it’s too late.

😐 - Eh, it’s not the worst idea, why stop him?
👍 - If he keeps this up, he’s headed straight for the slammer.
#shadybusiness #riskylife #southeastasia #baddecisions

Dude, the only action I got this whole damn summer was with a freaking watermelon, talk about a sad fuck! 😢
#epicfail #summerfail #desperate #wtf

P22. I’ve completely lost my damn mind, haven’t had proper sex in over a year. Now I’m scouring Avito for gorgeous chicks selling their stuff, ordering shit like their worn heels, sniffing them like a freak, and jerking off to the scent.

What a pathetic fucking disgrace! 🖒
#desperate #weirdkinks #lonely #shameful

Regarding that post about the stolen steak. So, picture this: I’m at work, desperate to unclog the pipes, so I sneak some laxative into my mashed potatoes. Guess what? My greedy-ass colleague scarfs it down and ends up shitting himself right in the middle of the sales floor. Lesson of the day: keep your damn paws off other people’s stuff, pals!
#pettyrevenge #workplacechaos #dontsteal #epicfail

P26. I’m a debt collector, and at first, I got a real kick out of squeezing every last dime out of deadbeats, drunks, and frail old geezers. It was a power trip, reveling in the fact that I wasn’t a pathetic loser like them, scaring the crap out of them with a wicked grin. But now, damn, my conscience is gnawing at me. I’ve realized how messed up this is—hell, I could easily end up in their shoes, broke and desperate. Quitting ain’t an option; we’ve got brutal quotas, and if I don’t get the cash, I’m the one who’s gotta cover the shortfall. What the hell should I do? What’s your take?

👍 - Keep grinding and ignore the guilt
😐 - Snatch some cash from the till and bolt to Georgia
#moralcrisis #debtcollector #hardchoices #guilt

Shame on my buddy for being so damn desperate to lose his virginity that he stooped to the lowest of lows. This dude, rejected by everyone, decided to proposition a homeless chick for a quick screw in exchange for a pack of smokes and a bottle of cheap vodka. He’s got the nerve to say, “Yo, she’s only 37, showed me her ID, total MILF material.”
Meanwhile, this so-called “MILF” looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet—more like 60, if we’re being real.
#desperate #wtf #cringe #noshaming

I'm 25 and somehow I've never locked lips with anyone. I'm not a total weirdo, I just can't figure out the damn trick to go from chit-chat to making out. Do I just grab a chick and suck face like some desperate caveman? And seriously, is this some massive shameful secret I should be hiding?

Shit happens, right?
Or am I just a complete fucking loser?
#awkward #virginlips #datingstruggles #help

Back when I was barely 18, I was scraping by on a measly stipend, often starving my ass off with not a damn penny to my name. In those desperate times, I’d just say “hell yeah” to a date. Why? Because on that first outing, guys usually splurge on some fancy, mouth-watering grub. Honestly, those dates were my lifeline, keeping me from wasting away in hunger. I wasn’t playing games or stringing anyone along—I was just fighting to survive, one meal at a time.
#survival #hustle #desperation #realshit

So, I got knocked up by this badass dude pushing 35, a real big shot with his own business empire. He swore he’d ditch his tired old hag of a wife—said she’s a drag and their kids are all grown anyway. Now, here I am, a 19-year-old chick, clueless on how to break this bombshell to my folks. And guess what? This guy’s vanished into thin air, not even picking up my desperate calls. Yeah, if it wasn’t clear, that messed-up girl is me... and I’m totally fucked on what to do next.
#drama #pregnancyscare #cheater #wtf

Man, this chick ain’t lifting a damn finger around the house! We’ve been shacked up for 2 years, and all she does is stuff her face, take dumps, and crash out. Quit her job too, whining about how they didn’t “value” her sorry ass. So now what? I’m stuck slaving at work and still gotta clean up this goddamn pigsty. Don’t even get me started on cooking—forget it. And sex? Fucking 1-2 times a week if I’m lucky, and even then, I gotta beg for it like a desperate mutt.

😐 - Eh, whatever, everyone’s stuck in this shitshow.
👍 - Dump her useless ass, why the hell keep her around?
#relationshiphell #lazyass #breakupnow #wtf

P19. Shame is when you’re racing home after work, desperate to make it because your guts are staging a violent revolt with explosive diarrhea. You collapse into a bus seat, pass out from sheer exhaustion, and—oh, the horror—shit yourself while you’re dreaming. That’s my story...👍
#embarrassment #epicfail #disaster #cringe

Alright, listen up, folks!
Back when I was just a tiny brat, my dad and I were messing around with Lego bricks, building shit until we crashed hard—right on the damn floor.
It was summer, scorching hot, and the apartment door was flung wide open, desperate for a breeze to save us from the heatwave.
While we were snoring away like hibernating bears, some random homeless chick wandered in like she owned the place.
Then, picture this: Mom strolls in after a long-ass day at work and catches the most bizarre fuckin’ scene—me and Dad passed out on the floor, and this homeless broad chilling beside us, scarfing down oatmeal and chugging cheap-ass cider like it’s a gourmet feast.
P.S. Mom later bitched about the apartment reeking like rotten herring, swearing it was coming from this chick’s nasty crotch. But here’s the kicker—the stench didn’t fuckin’ leave, and turns out, it was Mom herself stinking up the joint! 🤣
#wtf #crazyfamily #unexpectedguest #stinkybombshell

Back in the day, as a young punk running with the crew in the neighborhood, we nabbed this poor bastard sprinting home, desperate to take a dump. The boys pinned his arms down tight, one of us laid into him with brutal kicks from worn-out soccer sneakers right to his ass, while another pressed down hard on his gut like a damn torture device. Result? The dude straight-up shat himself right there in front of the whole damn courtyard, a humiliating spectacle for all to see. That’s my story, raw and real.
#brutal #humiliation #streetlife #savage

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