I'm serving in the army, 20 years old, and I thought I'd only read about such messed-up shit in trashy stories. Recently, a batch of fresh recruits rolled in, and among them was this one dude who seemed straight-up slow, like he was missing a few screws. It was Saturday, bath day, and the whole company marched to the showers. We steamed, scrubbed, and hauled ass back to the barracks. But when the cleaning crew returned, they showed us a video of a literal pile of crap in one of the shower stalls—mind you, these stalls are wide open, no privacy at all. Turns out, that dimwit was the culprit. He shat himself right there because he didn’t even know there was a toilet just in the changing room!

And guess what? Someone had to clean up that steaming disaster...
#armyLife #epicfail #wtf #disaster