My damn roommate in this rented shithole keeps dragging his chick over. And not just for cuddles—oh no, they’re banging so hard my ears are damn near bleeding. These paper-thin walls can’t block shit, and his bed creaks like a haunted fucking house straight out of a slasher flick, all at 2 a.m. I lost it one night, banged on the wall for some peace, and it went dead silent. Then this asshole slides into our shared chat with, “Don’t knock, folks, we’re making love here.” What the hell do I do, you degenerates??

🌭 - Earplugs, man, just get some fucking earplugs
🤣 - Take a dump right at his door
👍 - Blast some ear-shattering, balls-to-the-wall noise back at ‘em
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