I’m stuck in this damn apartment block, and the neighbors upstairs are banging like wild animals every freaking night. Last night, for instance, they were going at it hardcore until 4 a.m., screwing with my sleep big time. Yo, shameless crew, hit me with some advice on how to deal with this crap:

👍 - Storm up there mid-action and tell ‘em to shut the hell up.
🤣 - Sneak up and take a dump right outside their door, no words needed.
#noisyneighbors #sleeplessnights #wtf #revenge

Here’s the wild predicament I’m stuck in: my girlfriend can’t sleep unless the damn lights are blazing like a freaking stadium. I haven’t had a proper night’s rest in two months, my eyes are burning from the relentless glare of that infernal lamp, but she just shrugs and says, “I’m scared of the dark, deal with it.”
What the hell am I supposed to do, folks?

😐 - Get a dim nightlight and sweet-talk her into using that instead of a bloody spotlight
👍 - Slap on an eye mask and pretend I’m a damn pirate just to get some shut-eye
😢 - Abandon ship and crash on the couch like a defeated man
#relationshipstruggles #sleeplessnights #lightphobia #helpme

My damn roommate in this rented shithole keeps dragging his chick over. And not just for cuddles—oh no, they’re banging so hard my ears are damn near bleeding. These paper-thin walls can’t block shit, and his bed creaks like a haunted fucking house straight out of a slasher flick, all at 2 a.m. I lost it one night, banged on the wall for some peace, and it went dead silent. Then this asshole slides into our shared chat with, “Don’t knock, folks, we’re making love here.” What the hell do I do, you degenerates??

🌭 - Earplugs, man, just get some fucking earplugs
🤣 - Take a dump right at his door
👍 - Blast some ear-shattering, balls-to-the-wall noise back at ‘em
#roommatehell #noisyfuckers #thinwalls #sleeplessnights