My childhood buddy’s turned into a monthly leech, hitting me up for cash like clockwork. The amounts ain’t huge, but getting it back is like pulling teeth—constant nagging and that sour-ass face of his. I’m itching to keep the friendship alive, but I’m sick of playing his personal ATM. How do I lay it out straight without torching the bond or staying his damn banker?

👍 - Just tell him to fuck off already
😐 - Nah, keep loaning him your dough
🤣 - Flip the script and start borrowing from him
#friendshipdrama #moneymatters #toughlove #boundaries

So, my chick dropped a bombshell on me, pushing for these so-called "open relationships." She laid it out raw: "Our love is ours, we share the household grind, but banging others on the side? Totally cool." I’m fucking floored, man, no clue how to even process this shit.

What the hell do I do, folks? This is some next-level messed-up drama. And get this—I'm the one shelling out most of the cash for groceries and rent, while she barely lifts a finger, cleaning once in a blue moon and throwing together a meal when she feels like it.

🌭 - Roll with it and see where this wild ride goes
👍 - Cut ties and get the hell out
😐 - Sit her ass down for a serious talk and lay down some hard-ass boundaries
#relationshipdrama #openrelationship #wtf #mindblown

So, I started hooking up with my boss. I’m 21, she’s 26—perfectly fine, right? Three months in, and every damn time I tried to get some action, I struck out. Total bust. Still, I respected her boundaries and played the patient game.

Then, one steamy evening, she’s in the bathroom, and I think, “Screw it, I’m jumping in.” We soak in the tub together, vibes are high, and I slip out first, crash on the bed. Lo and behold, the new *Spider-Man* trailer drops. I’m losing my freaking mind with excitement, geeking out hard, completely oblivious to her stepping out in my favorite lingerie, condoms in hand, lying next to me with a sultry, empty stare. And there I am, ranting like a fanboy about how I’ve waited forever for this damn movie.

Guess what? We just passed out. Next morning, she spills her plans, and I’m like, “Alright, time to fix this fiasco.” But nope—she shuts me down cold. Three more weeks drag by, and we call it quits. Never even sealed the deal. What a tragedy. ☹️
#romancefail #missedopportunity #spidermanobsession #heartbreak