So, I started hooking up with my boss. I’m 21, she’s 26—perfectly fine, right? Three months in, and every damn time I tried to get some action, I struck out. Total bust. Still, I respected her boundaries and played the patient game.

Then, one steamy evening, she’s in the bathroom, and I think, “Screw it, I’m jumping in.” We soak in the tub together, vibes are high, and I slip out first, crash on the bed. Lo and behold, the new *Spider-Man* trailer drops. I’m losing my freaking mind with excitement, geeking out hard, completely oblivious to her stepping out in my favorite lingerie, condoms in hand, lying next to me with a sultry, empty stare. And there I am, ranting like a fanboy about how I’ve waited forever for this damn movie.

Guess what? We just passed out. Next morning, she spills her plans, and I’m like, “Alright, time to fix this fiasco.” But nope—she shuts me down cold. Three more weeks drag by, and we call it quits. Never even sealed the deal. What a tragedy. ☹️
#romancefail #missedopportunity #spidermanobsession #heartbreak