A Fucking Wild Mishap

So, picture this: I'm balls deep in a steamy romp with another man’s wife when—oops—I accidentally gulp down her damn wedding ring right off her finger. The next few days were a literal shitshow. I’m squatting over the toilet, poking around in my own crap with matches—yeah, matches—because toothpicks and sushi chopsticks weren’t a thing back then. Finally, on day three, after some serious digging, I strike gold and fish out that shiny bastard.
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