I dumped my guy, and that very same night, I hopped into bed with another stud.
He’s screaming “cheating,” claiming I had this whole thing mapped out like some devious mastermind.
But how the hell is it cheating when we’re already done and dusted?

😐 - Total slut
👍 - No big deal, move on
#breakupdrama #noshamenogame #movingonfast #savagevibes

Alright, here’s the wild story.
I’m on a damn train, and suddenly, I’m horny as hell, gotta jerk off right now.
So, I’m like, screw it, full throttle, let’s do this!
But holy crap, I check the train toilet, and the flush is busted.
I dump it in the sink, but guess what? No freaking water in the tap either!
Without a second thought, I smear it around with some toilet paper to make it less obvious, cover up the crime scene, and slip out.
Then, boom, some old granny walks in to brush her teeth like nothing’s wrong!
#trainstories #wtf #awkward #noshamenogame