The Crazy Old Hag

So, I just moved into this new apartment, right? My neighbor turns out to be this sweet, seemingly harmless old lady. She invites me over one day, and I’m thinking, “Sure, why not? A little tea and chit-chat can’t hurt.” So, I roll up, we’re sipping tea, everything’s chill, and then—bam!—this granny flips a switch. She’s yapping away, and out of nowhere, she lunges at me, yanks down my pants like a damn predator, and starts groping my junk! I’m in shock, scrambling to pull my pants back up, and I bolt out of there faster than you can say “psycho grandma.” What the actual hell just happened?!
#wtf #crazyneighbor #creepygranny #shocking