So, what’ve you managed to pull off this year?

Man, my 2023 kicked off with a bang—I finally got laid with a smoking-hot chick. But damn, things took a wild turn down Shitsville after that. Turns out, I’m a freakin’ dad now, with a kid to call my own.
Life’s a rollercoaster, right? You lose some, you gain some unexpected baggage.
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