The Giantess Craves to Dominate Dwarves

Hell yeah, I’ve got a wild kink for short kings! I’m a towering volleyball beast at 188 cm, but I only roll with dudes maxing out at 170. No clue why, but I’m obsessed with stocky, bearded badasses—straight-up fantasize about getting railed by a damn dwarf! 🤣 Just snagged a 165 cm stud packing an 18 cm monster, and holy shit, I’ve never climaxed so hard in my life!
#kink #fetish #heightdifference #wildconfessions

My so-called buddy was screwing my girl behind my back.

I was a wreck at first, drowning in self-pity, but then I decided to man the hell up. Hit the gym like a beast, ate like a king, grew a badass beard, and built unshakable confidence. Suddenly, chicks were all over me, and guess who comes crawling back? My ex, blowing up my phone with desperate messages. So, I thought, why not hit her where it hurts? Hooked up with her one last time, recorded the whole damn thing, and sent it straight to that backstabbing "friend" of mine.

But oh, the plot thickens like a cheap thriller. While she was passed out, I snooped through her chats and stumbled on a bombshell: she’s knocked up, but not by him. Nah, this chick was just hunting for some poor sucker to pin the kid on.
#revenge #drama #betrayal #savage

How do you like this kind of gift, huh?

Some folks get hyped-up birthday surprises—protein shakes, fancy curling irons, or badass headphones. Meanwhile, my girl dropped a bombshell on me today: a positive pregnancy test! My old man, trying to be supportive, just shrugged and said, “Well, at least now we know you ain’t one of those weird-ass extremists.”
#unexpected #pregnancybomb #familydrama #wtf

Screwing a gymnast? That’s not just some casual fling, folks.

You’ve got hordes of dudes out there, drooling over the idea of banging a gymnast, spinning wild tales of how they’d ravish her in a million filthy ways. Self-proclaimed badasses, huh? But when push comes to shove, their grand fantasies fizzle out into a pathetic handful of boring-ass positions. Why the hell bother chasing a gymnast if you’ve got no clue how to handle her insane flexibility?
And here’s a juicy tidbit for laughs: I was perched in a full split between two chairs, channeling my inner Van Damme, while this guy was pounding me from below. Guess what? His freaking mom walked in and caught the whole damn show...
#nsfw #gymnastfantasy #awkwardmoments #wildstories

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So, I figured I’d treat myself to a Tesla Sphere (for those clueless, it’s this badass glass orb with lightning bolts zapping inside, and if you drag your finger across the surface, the electric charge chases after it like a hungry beast). Anyway, I messed around with my hand for a bit, but damn, that got boring fast. So, I thought, why not spice things up and rub my dick on it? Big mistake. Next thing I know, I get a fucking electric shock right to the tip—zapped my junk good. Now, my cock won’t even twitch, not even for the nastiest porn out there. I’m freaking out, fam. What a disgrace. 😢
#wtf #fail #shocked #dumbass

Epic relationships look like this, straight outta some wild-ass movie:

I invited this chick for a booze-fest, her first time chugging vodka, and holy shit, we got completely trashed. Ended up getting matching ink, fucking tattoos, man!
She bailed home after only getting half a line of the design done, while I, being the badass I am, got the whole damn thing. Whatever, no biggie. I slammed a ton more shots, got absolutely wrecked, and we stumbled to her place. I felt like absolute garbage, like death was knocking. In her damn stairwell, she went down on me, no shame. Then we dragged ourselves to her crib. I was done for, hurled my guts out like 4 or 5 times at her place, then crashed hard.
Middle of the night, I wake up, she’s just sneaking back into bed. I nudge her awake, and boom, we’re going at it. By 8 AM, I’m out on the street, brain-fried, wondering what the hell to do next.
Fast forward, it’s been 3 months of this crazy ride together 😎
#wildtimes #trashed #tattoomistakes #relationshipgoals

What a bloody disgrace! Our office kitchen is a shared battlefield, and some sneaky bastard keeps devouring other people’s food like a rabid wolf. Not out of sheer audacity, mind you, but with a lame-ass excuse like, “Oops, thought it was mine.” My damn yogurts vanish every single time. I even scrawled “DO NOT TOUCH” on one, but guess what? Some greedy fucker still gobbled it down.
Who the hell is it? No clue.

😢 - Just suck it up, what can ya do?
👍 - I’m whipping up a killer lasagna and a badass pie, but here’s the twist—laced with laxatives to teach these thieves a shitty lesson!
#officewars #foodthief #revengeplot #savage

I was with this guy for a solid 2.5 years. Everything seemed fine on the surface—hell, he spoiled me with gifts, helped my mom out, and we’d escape to the countryside together for some peace. But then, boom, I stumbled into a damn nightmare. Logged into his laptop, opened VK, and there it was—steamy chats with my so-called bestie. Not just casual “hey” crap, but straight-up nude pics and dirty lines like, “Wish you’d sneak over while Olya’s out shopping.” My heart sank to my freaking toes. What the hell do I do now, folks?

😐 - Let it slide, but cut that snake of a friend out for good.
🌭 - Spill every juicy detail to his mom, let him drown in shame.
👍 - Screw them both, torch the past, and start fresh like a badass.
#betrayal #cheatingdrama #heartbreak #revenge

D23. So, I decided to knit a sweater for my boyfriend’s birthday, pouring my heart and soul into it for months. Finally, I hand it over, and what do I get? A sour, ungrateful smirk on his damn face. “What the hell? I don’t even wear crap like this, and winter’s ages away (fucking ages away).” I also splurged on some badass gaming headphones for him, but since we’ve had a massive blowout, I’m seriously tempted to just return them with the receipt and say screw it.

😐 - Hand over the gift, make peace
👍 - Return the headphones, no regrets
#relationshipsuck #giftfail #drama #savage

So, I’ve got this buddy who spun a wild tale about heading into the deep, dark woods with his old man for a boar hunt. They climbed up into a rickety watchtower, perched like hawks, waiting for the action to kick off. Suddenly, a damn stampede of boars charges out of nowhere, grunting and snarling. My friend and his dad start bickering over a grand, betting on who’d come out on top in this madness. His dad, all badass, grabs an air rifle and starts popping shots at the beasts, but the pigs ain’t having it—they ram the tower, shaking it like a goddamn earthquake. Dad, losing his shit, chucks a freaking grenade right into the herd. Boom! Boars flying, tower exploding into splinters, absolute chaos. After the dust settles, they hop on a motorcycle, hearts pounding, and tear ass back home. Swear to God, I think my buddy’s telling the straight-up truth.

[Admin note: Truth my ass, he probably forgot to mention he woke up shitting his pants from the nightmare! 🤣]
#WildHunt #BoarChaos #ExplosiveStories #epicfail

I’m crashing in this badass beach town, and I ended up vibing with this chick. So, we’re strolling along, and I’m like, “Yo, let’s chill for a sec.” She hits me with, “What, you didn’t grab a blanket or some shit?” I’m like, “Nah, didn’t think of it, but we can snag a bench or whatever.” She’s all, “I wanna be by the ocean, but I ain’t parking my ass on these rocks—throw down your shirt.”

I’m thinking, “Are you fucking kidding me?” and say, “You’re outta your mind.” She’s like, “What’s the big deal, it’s fine.” I shoot back, “Then use your own damn shirt.” She comes at me with, “Ugh, you’re not even a real man.” At that point, the convo just died, and I was like, fuck this, I’m out—bailed straight back to my place.

Just to clear the air, this wasn’t some snotty little teen; chick’s 25, supposedly a grown-ass woman (I’m 26). So, what’s the verdict, fam? Am I the asshole here?

😐 - Should’ve laid down the shirt, bro, be a damn knight
👍 - Screw her, what a entitled pain in the ass
#beachdrama #toxicvibes #wtf #relationships

So, there we were, my girl and I, chilling on a park bench, lost in sweet nothings. Out of nowhere, this dude rolls up—looks decent enough, suit and all. Plops down right next to us. My girl instantly stiffens, scooting so close to me I can feel her heartbeat. I’m thinking, alright, weird, but whatever, people are strange sometimes.

Then, this bastard pulls a move straight out of a bad movie. He slaps his hairy-ass paw right on my girl’s knee, mumbling some creepy shit under his breath. I barely caught what he said before my blood started boiling.

Back in military training, they taught me how to handle punks like this. I shot up, grabbed this fucker, and smashed his smug face right into the bench. Wood met bone with a satisfying crack.

Did I do the right thing?

😐 - Should’ve held back, he’s older
👍 - Hell yeah, legend!
#parkdrama #standyourground #badass #creepalert

Alright, let me pitch you a wild-ass idea. Imagine this: we snatch up some deserted island, a real goddamn nowhere. Then, we dump a bunch of folks there for six straight months, including:

- hardcore Brooklyn gangstas
- fiery Latinos with attitude
- our own local badasses, no flags attached
- some hardcore Taliban or Mujahideen fighters

And for 183 straight episodes, these crews battle it out to claim the turf, argue over whose god is the real deal, and hash out all the gritty shit that defines life. I’d binge the hell outta this chaos. Just can’t nail a name for it yet.

😐 - What a load of crap
🤣 - Hell yeah, I’d stream this madness
#realitytv #survivalshow #cultureclash #epicbattle

So, I got knocked up by this badass dude pushing 35, a real big shot with his own business empire. He swore he’d ditch his tired old hag of a wife—said she’s a drag and their kids are all grown anyway. Now, here I am, a 19-year-old chick, clueless on how to break this bombshell to my folks. And guess what? This guy’s vanished into thin air, not even picking up my desperate calls. Yeah, if it wasn’t clear, that messed-up girl is me... and I’m totally fucked on what to do next.
#drama #pregnancyscare #cheater #wtf

My buddy, under the wild haze of lyrica, completely lost his damn mind. He stumbled across an electric meter on the street, its red button flashing like a sinister warning, and instantly thought, “Holy shit, it’s a bomb straight out of Counter-Strike—terrorists have rigged the whole freaking neighborhood!”

Without a second thought, he bolted to the garage, snatched up an axe, and charged back to “defuse” the damn thing. He smashed that meter to splinters, swinging like a madman, only to get zapped by a brutal jolt of electricity that nearly fried his ass.

Next thing he knew, he woke up in the ICU, feeling like some badass spec-ops hero—except all he had to show for it were some nasty burns and zero glory.
#insane #druggedout #epicfail #wtf

Back in school, we had this shy, nerdy kid in our class, barely noticeable. Fast forward to now, and damn, the dude’s transformed into a total stud—jacked, cocky as hell, posting hardcore videos and living that badass blogger life. So, at our class reunion, this guy has the nerve to start hitting on my girl right in front of me.

He’s like, “Yo, you still with this loser?”—pointing at me with a smug-ass grin.
And my girl? She doesn’t shut him down with a hard “fuck off.” Nah, she just giggles and plays along, flirting like I’m invisible. I was this close to smashing his pretty face in, but I held back.

😐 - Pretending I didn’t see shit,
👍 - Mentally telling my girl to go screw herself.
#reuniondrama #betrayal #fuckingrage #alphaasshole

Regarding that wild story about where grandpa got his coffin. My badass grandma straight-up bought a coffin for my grandpa when he was 71 and she was just 67. Grandma didn’t give a damn and turned that grim box into a storage unit, stuffing it with jars of pickles, tomatoes, and all sorts of random junk. Plot twist: Grandma kicked the bucket at 70. Meanwhile, Grandpa, the old bastard, laughed in death’s face and lived on till 88.

Admin: As the old saying goes—don’t go buying coffins for others, or fate might just screw you over!
#darkhumor #familydrama #coffinstories #twistoffate

Hey there, my wild comrades, dropping my first message here with a big middle finger to the system 🖖.
Just wanted to hit back on that last post about losing a license—bro, I’ve been tearing up the roads for seven damn years without one (got stripped for drunk driving, but that’s a crazy tale for another day). Over time, I’ve learned one golden rule: spot the pigs, and you better dip quick. Otherwise, own the asphalt with balls of steel. So, listen up, little bro—licenses are for suckers and insecure punks. And one last shout-out—sending badass vibes straight from Adygea!

😐—Damn straight, bro
🤣—Absolute fucking chaos
#NoRules #streetlife #FuckTheSystem #Adygea

Hey there, folks! Been lurking in the shadows of shame for a while, but here’s my first wild confession. So, I’m on this grimy bus, minding my own damn business, when some drunk bastard behind me starts pointing his grimy finger at me like I owe him something. I throw the same gesture right back at him with a smirk. 😏

Next thing I know, this absolute degenerate stands up, unzips his filthy pants, whips out his junk, and slurs, “Wanna suck it, huh? Go on, suck it!” I didn’t even blink—smashed his sorry face in with a solid punch. Blood everywhere, and the other passengers? They’re clapping like I just won a goddamn Oscar. Felt like a hero for a hot second. 🥲

Admin: So, did you wake up soaked in piss after that dream?
#badass #busdrama #streetjustice #wtf

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 — Because the first one wasn’t enough of a farming simulator wrapped in an RPG! 🍞⚔️

Oh, sweetie, they’re making a sequel? The game where you spent more time washing dishes and picking cabbage than actually being a badass medieval hero? Let’s break it down, shall we?

In the original, you:
❌ Fought epic battles… against crows.
❌ Mastered stealth… by hiding in bushes like a total weirdo.
❌ Experienced “realism”… by meticulously tracking your character’s hygiene levels.

Now, with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, get ready for:
✅ Even more cabbage farming! Because nothing says “epic adventure” like harvesting turnips for 40 hours.
✅ Improved crow AI! They’ll now mock your failed sword swings with superior feathered sass.
✅ Enhanced dishwashing mechanics! Finally, the realism you’ve always dreamed of.

P.S. Still hyped? Good luck explaining to your friends why you’re excited about a game where the most exciting quest is delivering bread. At least the bugs will be historically accurate .