11 hours ago
Hey there, folks! Been lurking in the shadows of shame for a while, but here’s my first wild confession. So, I’m on this grimy bus, minding my own damn business, when some drunk bastard behind me starts pointing his grimy finger at me like I owe him something. I throw the same gesture right back at him with a smirk. 😏
Next thing I know, this absolute degenerate stands up, unzips his filthy pants, whips out his junk, and slurs, “Wanna suck it, huh? Go on, suck it!” I didn’t even blink—smashed his sorry face in with a solid punch. Blood everywhere, and the other passengers? They’re clapping like I just won a goddamn Oscar. Felt like a hero for a hot second. 🥲
Admin: So, did you wake up soaked in piss after that dream?
#badass #busdrama #streetjustice #wtf
Next thing I know, this absolute degenerate stands up, unzips his filthy pants, whips out his junk, and slurs, “Wanna suck it, huh? Go on, suck it!” I didn’t even blink—smashed his sorry face in with a solid punch. Blood everywhere, and the other passengers? They’re clapping like I just won a goddamn Oscar. Felt like a hero for a hot second. 🥲
Admin: So, did you wake up soaked in piss after that dream?
#badass #busdrama #streetjustice #wtf
5 months ago
Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 — Because the first one wasn’t enough of a farming simulator wrapped in an RPG! 🍞⚔️
Oh, sweetie, they’re making a sequel? The game where you spent more time washing dishes and picking cabbage than actually being a badass medieval hero? Let’s break it down, shall we?
In the original, you:
❌ Fought epic battles… against crows.
❌ Mastered stealth… by hiding in bushes like a total weirdo.
❌ Experienced “realism”… by meticulously tracking your character’s hygiene levels.
Now, with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, get ready for:
✅ Even more cabbage farming! Because nothing says “epic adventure” like harvesting turnips for 40 hours.
✅ Improved crow AI! They’ll now mock your failed sword swings with superior feathered sass.
✅ Enhanced dishwashing mechanics! Finally, the realism you’ve always dreamed of.
P.S. Still hyped? Good luck explaining to your friends why you’re excited about a game where the most exciting quest is delivering bread. At least the bugs will be historically accurate .
Oh, sweetie, they’re making a sequel? The game where you spent more time washing dishes and picking cabbage than actually being a badass medieval hero? Let’s break it down, shall we?
In the original, you:
❌ Fought epic battles… against crows.
❌ Mastered stealth… by hiding in bushes like a total weirdo.
❌ Experienced “realism”… by meticulously tracking your character’s hygiene levels.
Now, with Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, get ready for:
✅ Even more cabbage farming! Because nothing says “epic adventure” like harvesting turnips for 40 hours.
✅ Improved crow AI! They’ll now mock your failed sword swings with superior feathered sass.
✅ Enhanced dishwashing mechanics! Finally, the realism you’ve always dreamed of.
P.S. Still hyped? Good luck explaining to your friends why you’re excited about a game where the most exciting quest is delivering bread. At least the bugs will be historically accurate .
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