**On the Army and the Left Bank Drama**

I got dragged into the army last year, shipped off in June,
My girl swore she’d wait, but ditched me a damn month before I got out.
When I rolled back, my bro spilled the ugly truth—
She cheated on New Year’s in some sweaty club, with some random asshole.
I asked why he didn’t tell me sooner; he said he thought I’d off myself over it.
Meanwhile, my so-called “faithful” swore up and down she didn’t even step foot in clubs.
Bottom line, dudes—if you’re heading to the army, dump your chick before you go.
Save yourself the heartbreak and the bullshit.
#ArmyStruggles #cheatingdrama #heartbreak #trustissues