Alright, listen up, folks!
Back when I was just a tiny brat, my dad and I were messing around with Lego bricks, building shit until we crashed hard—right on the damn floor.
It was summer, scorching hot, and the apartment door was flung wide open, desperate for a breeze to save us from the heatwave.
While we were snoring away like hibernating bears, some random homeless chick wandered in like she owned the place.
Then, picture this: Mom strolls in after a long-ass day at work and catches the most bizarre fuckin’ scene—me and Dad passed out on the floor, and this homeless broad chilling beside us, scarfing down oatmeal and chugging cheap-ass cider like it’s a gourmet feast.
P.S. Mom later bitched about the apartment reeking like rotten herring, swearing it was coming from this chick’s nasty crotch. But here’s the kicker—the stench didn’t fuckin’ leave, and turns out, it was Mom herself stinking up the joint! 🤣
#wtf #crazyfamily #unexpectedguest #stinkybombshell
Back when I was just a tiny brat, my dad and I were messing around with Lego bricks, building shit until we crashed hard—right on the damn floor.
It was summer, scorching hot, and the apartment door was flung wide open, desperate for a breeze to save us from the heatwave.
While we were snoring away like hibernating bears, some random homeless chick wandered in like she owned the place.
Then, picture this: Mom strolls in after a long-ass day at work and catches the most bizarre fuckin’ scene—me and Dad passed out on the floor, and this homeless broad chilling beside us, scarfing down oatmeal and chugging cheap-ass cider like it’s a gourmet feast.
P.S. Mom later bitched about the apartment reeking like rotten herring, swearing it was coming from this chick’s nasty crotch. But here’s the kicker—the stench didn’t fuckin’ leave, and turns out, it was Mom herself stinking up the joint! 🤣
#wtf #crazyfamily #unexpectedguest #stinkybombshell
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