Back in our first year, my guy and I slung plates as waiters in this little joint. The owner’s buddy was a real piece of work—missing the damn toilet, squatting in the place for hours after closing, and leaving behind a freaking war zone of filth. We weren’t about to just suck it up, so we cooked up some sweet revenge for this bastard.

It started off tame, just a little snot in his grub and spit in his drink. But oh, it escalated fast. My man straight-up tossed some literal shit into his salad and smeared dick cheese into the frothy coffee foam. And guess what? The dude wolfed it down without so much as a flinch. This sick game went on for damn near a year, and every time, we had to bite our tongues to keep from cracking up at the disgusting spectacle.

😢 - Man, you two are straight-up monsters
👍 - Fucker had it coming, total jackass
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