One wild night at a house party, my buddy scored with this chick, and they sneaked off to a quiet corner for some action. She got down to business, taking him in her mouth, but here’s the kicker—dude hadn’t showered in two damn days. The moment she tasted that unwashed mess, her gag reflex kicked in hard, and she straight-up puked all over his junk. What a revolting disaster!
#nasty #partyfail #grossout #wtfmoment

Back in our first year, my guy and I slung plates as waiters in this little joint. The owner’s buddy was a real piece of work—missing the damn toilet, squatting in the place for hours after closing, and leaving behind a freaking war zone of filth. We weren’t about to just suck it up, so we cooked up some sweet revenge for this bastard.

It started off tame, just a little snot in his grub and spit in his drink. But oh, it escalated fast. My man straight-up tossed some literal shit into his salad and smeared dick cheese into the frothy coffee foam. And guess what? The dude wolfed it down without so much as a flinch. This sick game went on for damn near a year, and every time, we had to bite our tongues to keep from cracking up at the disgusting spectacle.

😢 - Man, you two are straight-up monsters
👍 - Fucker had it coming, total jackass
#revenge #grossout #sickpranks #wtf

So, I thought I’d pull a savage prank on my sister—sneak up while she’s dead asleep and unleash a silent but deadly blast right in her face. I creep in like a damn ninja, drop my pants, aim my weapon of mass destruction, and inch closer… and then, boom, I lose my freaking balance. It’s like a slow-motion disaster flick—I’m tumbling straight onto her face. She jolts awake, and in sheer panic, I don’t just let out a puff of gas, oh no, I unload the whole damn arsenal, if you catch my drift.

Lesson learned: keep your ass at a safe distance, ‘cause a prank like this can backfire in the messiest way possible.
#prankfail #epicdisaster #wtf #grossout