The Left-Bank Idiot and the Pipette Prick

I was with this chick for a solid year and a half, living a damn fairy tale. Epic trips, cute snapshots, and late-night heart-to-hearts under the stars. Then, out of nowhere, her friend slides into my DMs with a story—there’s my girl, sprawled on some random dude’s bed, and it’s obvious she ain’t there for a fucking book club meeting. Turns out, she’d been bitching about me being “emotionally frigid” and went hunting for a hotter flame elsewhere.
Fast forward, she hits me up with a pathetic text, whining, “Damn, his dick’s a fucking pipette, I wanna hop back on yours for a quick ride.” I told her to fuck right off, no second chances for that trash.
#cheater #drama #fuckoff #savage