Turned Down a Threesome Adventure

So, I’m chatting up this chick on an app, vibes are electric, everything’s smooth as hell. A couple of days later, she invites me over for “tea”—yeah, we all know what that really means. I roll up, hyped as fuck, only to be greeted by her damn boyfriend at the door. Next thing I know, they’re laying it out straight: they wanna get nasty, all three of us together.
Man, I was fucking floored. But I played it cool and dipped outta there with a polite “nah, I’m good.”
#threesome #wtf #unexpected #savage

We were slamming drinks on a random weekday, no fucks given. Started at some dingy café, then rolled into a sweaty, pulsating club. Place was damn near empty, just a ghost town of bad decisions. Wandering around, we spot this lone chick brooding in the corner, looking like she’s got stories to tell. There were three of us, a pack of wolves on the prowl. We sauntered over, threw some smooth lines, and invited her to join the chaos. A few flirty words later, boom, we’re all piling into a steamy sauna, ready to turn up the heat. Decided to go for a wild threesome—hell yeah, she’s game. We head to the back room, where shit’s about to get real.

Everything’s lit, I’m rock hard and raring to go. But then she strips down… and holy shit, I see it. Her lady bits? Man, it’s a fucking nightmare down there—bulging, greasy, like some cursed slug staring back at me. Instant turn-off. My boner dies a tragic death. I’m outta there, quietly grabbing my stuff and bolting for the door, no looking back.

Ladies, for the love of all that’s holy, take care of yourselves. That horrifying snail image is still burned into my damn brain.
#wtf #baddecisions #turnoff #cringe

Regarding those wild stories about threesomes.

Back in the day, I was slinging drinks as a waiter in a real dive joint, a place dripping with sleaze. There was this crew of three chicks at a table, and one of ‘em kept tossing flirty glances my way. By the end of the night, she straight-up invited me back to her place. I turned her down, though—back then, I was more into paying for quick thrills with pros. A couple of days later, craving some action to blow off steam, I headed to a familiar spot. When the door swung open, I got a weird-ass look before they slammed it in my face. Pissed off, I plopped down on a bench near the building, puffing on a smoke, when a text buzzed in: “Come back up.”

I trudged back, and holy hell, it was two of those gals from the other night! Well, no backing out now. We got down to some serious bedroom cardio with one of them. After the deed, the three of us stepped out to the balcony for a smoke, and one of the chicks casually throws out the idea of a threesome. Who the fuck am I to say no, especially when it’s on the house? So yeah, I ended up banging two of ‘em, no regrets.

Fast forward to the spicy follow-up.
About six or seven months later, I’m out with a buddy, looking to let loose again. We roll up to the same spot, and I nearly shit myself when one of those same chicks opens the door. What’s a guy to do? Me and my pal took turns with her, tag-teaming like champs.

Life’s one hell of a ride, ain’t it?
#wildtimes #threesome #nsfw #noregrets

P24. Should you dive into a relationship with a chick who’s got a wild past, including threesomes with her bestie? She’s super uninhibited in the sack—think toys, lube, and all kinds of kinky shit. Or should you just hit it and keep things casual? She doesn’t come off as a slut though; she’s into fitness, doesn’t drink, and has a solid job.

🌭-Just fuck her, no strings attached
👍-Go ahead and date her
#relationships #sexlife #kinky #dilemma

My best friend, wasted out of her mind, dropped a fucking bombshell on me: she had a filthy threesome with her boyfriend (who’s also a close mate) and my ex while we were broken up. I didn’t even think twice—told them to fuck off and stormed out. Now I’m on day three of sitting in total fucking shock, my head spinning.

Do I let this slide and play the forgiving saint 🤝, or is this a straight-up betrayal, friendship dead and buried 😕? Hit me with your thoughts!

😐 - Forgive and forget
👍 - Fuck ‘em, cut ties
#betrayal #drama #friendshipover #wtf