Another Wild Scheme to Suck Her Way to an iPhone

Down in Baikit, we’ve got this infamous chick (age undisclosed, but let’s just say she’s seen some years) who’s basically blown her way through the entire damn town. She’s the definition of “no” not being in her vocabulary. So, get this—she hooks up with some dude, let’s call him P25, and starts batting her lashes, begging for an iPhone. Dude falls for it, or so she thinks, and ships her a package. But when she rips it open, it’s just a shitty Huawei box stuffed with a rotten-ass carrot and a savage note scrawled on it: “Keep sucking, you ain’t earned it yet.”
#scammer #savage #epicfail #iPhonehustle