Hey there, SHAME ALERT!
I’ve got a buddy who’s turning 22 in November,
And get this—he’s never even gotten laid!
What the hell should I do about it?
Hook him up with a pro for his birthday bash,
Or just get him some lame-ass gift instead?

😐 - Go for the boring gift
👍 - Bring in the pro!
#brocode #wildbirthday #nofilter #savage

I was chilling at my buddy’s birthday bash in a slick loft, everything was pure gold until the vibe got wrecked. Out of nowhere, his chick starts getting all over me—grabbing, groping, the whole damn show—and I’m already locked down in a relationship. I shut that shit down hard, told my mate I felt like crap, and bolted home.

Now, I’m wrestling with this: Did I do right by keeping my own love life and our brotherhood intact? Should I spill the beans to him about this messy situation?

👍🏻 - Hell yeah, man, drop the bomb on your bro about this sneaky broad.
😐 - Keep your trap shut.
#drama #loyalty #brocode #messy

Let’s break this down: who’s the real asshole in this mess?

So, I hit up my buddy’s ex on a hookup app and straight-up told him about it. He shrugged it off with a “Bro, I don’t give a flying fuck about her.” Cool, green light. Next thing you know, I’m balls deep, stuffing her face like a damn Thanksgiving turkey, and she’s even showing me vids of her current dude pounding her raw and finishing inside. Fucking wild.

Later, I link up with my bro. I light up a fat joint for him as a peace offering. He’s like, “We’re good, man,” and bails. All seems chill. Then, out of nowhere, he blows up my Telegram with, “That joint means jack shit. You’re a fucking dick for this.” I clap back, “Dude, you literally said you didn’t care. Plus, we both know she’s a straight-up slut.” Harsh, but true.

Now I’m stuck wondering: was he right to torch our friendship over this? I’d die for my boys, no question, but this whole situation is a goddamn clusterfuck.

🌭 — You did the right thing by giving him a heads-up; it’s his hypocrisy, not your fault.
😐 — You’re a total dumbass, no redemption for you.
#drama #betrayal #brocode #wtf

Alright, let me lay down this wild tale for ya. I rolled up to my boys’ spot for a straight-up drinking binge. One of the crew lives there with his chick, plus another homie was chilling. So, the dude with the girl didn’t touch a drop—had to clock in the next day—but his lady? Oh, she was slamming shots with me and the other guy like there’s no tomorrow. We went hard, demolishing six bottles of vodka between the three of us. Absolute chaos! Eventually, my drinking buddy passed out cold, leaving just me and the girl to polish off the last of the booze. Next thing I know, my hands are all over her, and she’s feeling me up too. We ended up locking lips, full-on making out in a drunken haze. But something deep inside—maybe a shred of bro code or the fact that her man’s my boy and a goddamn beast of a fighter—stopped me from taking it further.

Morning comes, and she’s got no clue what went down. I figured I’d keep my trap shut too. Problem is, now she’s haunting my dreams every friggin’ night. I’m obsessed, can’t get her outta my head. Hell, I’m even swinging by the boys’ place just to chat her up. And yo, I’m catching vibes from her—little signs she’s into me too.

So, I’m tossing this out to the squad: do I bury this shit and move on, or do I make a move and risk it all?

👍 - Bury it and bounce
🌭 - Go for broke
#drama #forbiddenlust #brocode #riskitall

My so-called best buddy has gone and hooked up with my ex, the one I had a brutal breakup with just six months ago. He damn well knew the hell I went through—hell, I poured my heart out to him about every agonizing detail. And now, there they are, shacked up together, shrugging it off with a pathetic "it just happened." Is this guy a total scumbag or what? In my book, real friends don’t pull this kind of backstabbing bullshit...

😐 - Nah, it’s no big deal
👍 - What a fucking asshole
#betrayal #backstabber #brocode #heartbreak

Celebrating friend's birthday at his place. Brought a girl I was courting - not official but I was making moves, hints at a relationship. Everything was good, partying, drinking, guitar by the fire, romantic vibes, she was next to me all evening. Went to the bathroom, came back - she's sitting on my friend's lap. Sat down, she didn't even notice, kept laughing and hugging him. I got up, grabbed my backpack and left. Next day she texts asking why I left, why I'm upset. Asked if she thinks it's normal to come with me then sit on my friend's lap in front of me. Her answer: "I'm not your girlfriend, I'll sit on whoever's lap I want." Blocked her. Questions for my friend too - he saw I brought her, knew I liked her. Zero reaction from him, didn't even text after.#disrespected #humiliated #fakefriends #rejection #betrayal #partyfail #brocode #blindsided