My neighbor was banging a new dude every damn week, no joke!

I was fucking floored! Thought about starting a raunchy journal of her wild sexcapades just for shits and giggles, but honestly, I couldn’t wrap my head around how someone could live like that. Eventually, I got to know her, we started chatting... and holy shit, she even hooked me up with some of her guys. Now we’re screwing around together, just on different floors!
#wildlife #sexcapades #neighbors #noholdsbarred

One Hell of a Wild Vixen

Man, it’s hot as hell when your partner ain’t shy during a wild romp in the sheets, letting out every raw, primal sound. But damn, my chick? She straight-up howls like a banshee, and I’m left cringing hard. I’m embarrassed for her, for myself, and hell, for the poor neighbors who probably think I’m running a horror show in here. Last time, shit got so outta hand, someone called the friggin’ cops, legit thinking I was murdering her with all that shrieking.
#wildnight #toomuchnoise #embarrassingaf #neighborproblems

Not Invited to the Threesome

Every damn night at 1 a.m., my neighbors across the street are going at it like wild animals right on their windowsill. I sit there sipping my tea, getting off on the live porn show, stroking myself shamelessly. They’ve caught me staring, no doubt, but they don’t bother closing the curtains—and worse, they haven’t once invited me to join their filthy little party. Honestly, it stings a bit.
#voyeurism #threesome #nsfw #frustration

I’m stuck in this damn apartment block, and the neighbors upstairs are banging like wild animals every freaking night. Last night, for instance, they were going at it hardcore until 4 a.m., screwing with my sleep big time. Yo, shameless crew, hit me with some advice on how to deal with this crap:

👍 - Storm up there mid-action and tell ‘em to shut the hell up.
🤣 - Sneak up and take a dump right outside their door, no words needed.
#noisyneighbors #sleeplessnights #wtf #revenge

Here I am, chilling on my balcony, puffing on a cigarette, lost in my own damn thoughts. Out of the corner of my eye, I catch some wild movement. I whip my head around and—holy shit—there in the window of the building next door, some dude is straight-up pounding his lady right against the glass. I couldn’t help but crack a huge grin, gave her a cheeky wave just for shits and giggles, and guess what? She waves back, not missing a single thrust. What a pair of absolute legends—think it’s time to make some new friends!
#neighbors #nsfw #wildlife #unexpected

We were chilling at Igoryan’s pad, my dude, when some wasted guy decided to drop a massive deuce in the cat’s litter box. Come morning, they somehow figured out who the culprit was (no clue how they cracked that case), and the guy just casually yeeted the whole stinking mess—crap and litter included—right out the window. Boom, it lands smack on the hood of some poor bastard’s BMW.

But the shitstorm didn’t end there. The neighbors clocked which window the turd torpedo came from, and Igoryan ended up taking a solid punch to the face for it. Guess who had to clean up the literal crap? Yup, Igoryan himself. What a shitty deal!
#epicfail #shitshow #wtf #badluck