Here I am, chilling on my balcony, puffing on a cigarette, lost in my own damn thoughts. Out of the corner of my eye, I catch some wild movement. I whip my head around and—holy shit—there in the window of the building next door, some dude is straight-up pounding his lady right against the glass. I couldn’t help but crack a huge grin, gave her a cheeky wave just for shits and giggles, and guess what? She waves back, not missing a single thrust. What a pair of absolute legends—think it’s time to make some new friends!
#neighbors #nsfw #wildlife #unexpected

We were chilling at Igoryan’s pad, my dude, when some wasted guy decided to drop a massive deuce in the cat’s litter box. Come morning, they somehow figured out who the culprit was (no clue how they cracked that case), and the guy just casually yeeted the whole stinking mess—crap and litter included—right out the window. Boom, it lands smack on the hood of some poor bastard’s BMW.

But the shitstorm didn’t end there. The neighbors clocked which window the turd torpedo came from, and Igoryan ended up taking a solid punch to the face for it. Guess who had to clean up the literal crap? Yup, Igoryan himself. What a shitty deal!
#epicfail #shitshow #wtf #badluck