We were chilling at Igoryan’s pad, my dude, when some wasted guy decided to drop a massive deuce in the cat’s litter box. Come morning, they somehow figured out who the culprit was (no clue how they cracked that case), and the guy just casually yeeted the whole stinking mess—crap and litter included—right out the window. Boom, it lands smack on the hood of some poor bastard’s BMW.

But the shitstorm didn’t end there. The neighbors clocked which window the turd torpedo came from, and Igoryan ended up taking a solid punch to the face for it. Guess who had to clean up the literal crap? Yup, Igoryan himself. What a shitty deal!
#epicfail #shitshow #wtf #badluck

So, I roll up to meet my girl’s parents, right? I plop my ass down on a chair, and boom—the damn thing collapses under me. I crash to the floor, bust my freaking head open, blood everywhere. Oh, by the way, I tip the scales at 82 kg, no biggie, right? Anyway, I straight-up refuse to pay for their shitty furniture, and her old man nearly throws hands with me. Now, guess what? I’m blocked, blacklisted, persona non grata. What a shitshow! 🤣
#epicfail #familydrama #whatamess #cringe

Hey, folks! I’ve gotta spill the beans about my ex and get your raw, unfiltered takes on this shitshow. First time we got down and dirty, I was hit with a fuckin' shock—HER NIPPLES WERE HAIRY AS HELL! I mean, damn, I asked her to shave, and she did, no drama there. Her downstairs was decent enough, but holy fuck, the stench coming off it during sex was a straight-up nightmare. And don’t even get me started on the thick, yellow gunk always staining her panties... So, comrades, hit me with your thoughts:

🤣 - No biggie, girls can be like that sometimes
😐 - What the fuck, how did you even bang her...
#wtf #gross #relationships #nocensor

So, my mom got herself a new man, some dude named Uncle Borya, stepping into the role of stepdad, since my real dad’s been six feet under for five damn years. This guy moves in, and at first, he seems alright, not a total asshole. But then, one night, he gets completely hammered, stinking of cheap vodka, and I overhear him in the kitchen, slurring to my mom, “Why don’t we dump Nikita in an orphanage and pop out a fresh kid of our own?” My mom’s like, “Are you out of your fucking mind?” And this bastard just shrugs and says he ain’t wasting his cash or energy raising someone else’s “seed.”

By the way, Nikita—that’s me, a 14-year-old just trying to survive this shitshow.
If they don’t ship me off to some hellhole orphanage, I’ll update y’all.
#familydrama #stepdadproblems #wtf #teenstruggles

Man, this chick ain’t lifting a damn finger around the house! We’ve been shacked up for 2 years, and all she does is stuff her face, take dumps, and crash out. Quit her job too, whining about how they didn’t “value” her sorry ass. So now what? I’m stuck slaving at work and still gotta clean up this goddamn pigsty. Don’t even get me started on cooking—forget it. And sex? Fucking 1-2 times a week if I’m lucky, and even then, I gotta beg for it like a desperate mutt.

😐 - Eh, whatever, everyone’s stuck in this shitshow.
👍 - Dump her useless ass, why the hell keep her around?
#relationshiphell #lazyass #breakupnow #wtf

My mom brought home a stepdad, and at first, the dude seemed like a decent guy.
He’d help out, bust his ass with work, even spoil me with little gifts.
But then things got creepy as hell—his "kindness" turned into something slimy, way too touchy for comfort.
Six months in, I caught the bastard sneaking into my room in the dead of night.
He had the audacity to smirk and say I was "begging for it" with how I acted.
And my mom? She just shrugged, called me a jealous liar, and brushed it off like it was nothing.
Now I’m crashing at my grandma’s place, far away from that toxic shitshow.
And guess what? Those two are still playing happy family.
#toxicfamily #creepy #betrayal #wtf

My brother's wife is a real venomous snake. She’s always slithering into family matters, hissing vile nonsense, and turning our mother against everyone with her toxic whispers. Just the other day, my brother left his phone on the table, and I stumbled upon a voice message that made my blood boil: "I’ll dump your old hag of a mother in a nursing home if you keep dragging your feet on the apartment deal."
And yet, the poor bastard loves her, blind to her true colors.

👍 - Send him the damn recording, let him face the truth.
😐 - Keep my mouth shut, let them figure out this shitshow on their own.
#familydrama #toxicrelationship #betrayal #snakepit

Hey, Shame, let me spill the tea on my summer escapade. I was hustling as a waiter at this little café, and about a month and a half in, I caught the eye of this absolute stunner. Sparks flew, and we were sneaking flirty glances and quick make-out sessions like some steamy soap opera.

One late night, after my shift, I got stuck prepping ingredients in the kitchen. The place was a damn ghost town—everyone had bounced, and the boss had hightailed it outta there. So, I thought, why the hell not? I texted my girl to sneak into the kitchen for a little after-hours action. And let me tell you, it went down exactly as I’d fantasized—hot, messy, and unforgettable.

Everything seemed like a flawless heist… until I found out there was a freakin’ camera in the kitchen. Turns out, the director liked to play Big Brother and review the footage every couple of days. Next thing I know, I’m getting the boot—fired on the spot. Oh, and they stiffed me on my last two weeks’ pay, the cheap bastards.

To top off this glorious shitshow, my girl dumped me faster than a hot potato, saying she ain’t got time for a broke-ass boyfriend with no job.

Started out like a damn fairy tale, but crashed and burned into a straight-up tragedy.
#kitchenromance #caughtoncamera #fired #heartbreak

I’m stuck behind the cash register at this damn store, scanning barcodes day in and day out. One day, I catch a kid—maybe 12 years old—sneaking a chocolate bar into her pocket like some wannabe thief. I stride over, snatch it from her without a word, and boom—she bursts into tears, spilling her guts about her mom being in the hospital and nothing but stale bread at home to eat.

Then, her drunken, raging stepdad stumbles in, looking like he just crawled out of a gutter. He starts screaming at her right there in front of everyone, spit flying, face red as hell. I’ve had enough of this shitshow, so I kick his sorry ass out of the store. Now I’m left wondering—what’s the move here? Call the cops, show them the security footage, and slap a theft charge on the kid? Or…

😢 - Wash my hands of it, dial up the authorities, and let them sort out this mess.
👍 - Screw the rules, bury the incident, and buy the poor girl some decent food to fill her belly.
#heartbreaking #toughchoices #realstruggles #humanity

Fucked my pregnant friend at 7 months, now she's claiming her future kid is mine too👍#pregnantfuck #notmykid #babydrama #complications #shitshow #denial #problemsolver