Epic relationships look like this, straight outta some wild-ass movie:

I invited this chick for a booze-fest, her first time chugging vodka, and holy shit, we got completely trashed. Ended up getting matching ink, fucking tattoos, man!
She bailed home after only getting half a line of the design done, while I, being the badass I am, got the whole damn thing. Whatever, no biggie. I slammed a ton more shots, got absolutely wrecked, and we stumbled to her place. I felt like absolute garbage, like death was knocking. In her damn stairwell, she went down on me, no shame. Then we dragged ourselves to her crib. I was done for, hurled my guts out like 4 or 5 times at her place, then crashed hard.
Middle of the night, I wake up, she’s just sneaking back into bed. I nudge her awake, and boom, we’re going at it. By 8 AM, I’m out on the street, brain-fried, wondering what the hell to do next.
Fast forward, it’s been 3 months of this crazy ride together 😎
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