Me and my buddy crashed a birthday bash for some random dude. My pal got absolutely hammered, started spouting utter nonsense, and hit on every chick there, even the birthday boy’s girlfriend. Naturally, he got his face smashed in and was tossed out on his sorry ass. And get this—he had the nerve to get all butt-hurt about it. Next day, he texts me: “Bro, you were supposed to have my back!”
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