One wild night at a house party, my buddy scored with this chick, and they sneaked off to a quiet corner for some action. She got down to business, taking him in her mouth, but here’s the kicker—dude hadn’t showered in two damn days. The moment she tasted that unwashed mess, her gag reflex kicked in hard, and she straight-up puked all over his junk. What a revolting disaster!
#nasty #partyfail #grossout #wtfmoment

Celebrating friend's birthday at his place. Brought a girl I was courting - not official but I was making moves, hints at a relationship. Everything was good, partying, drinking, guitar by the fire, romantic vibes, she was next to me all evening. Went to the bathroom, came back - she's sitting on my friend's lap. Sat down, she didn't even notice, kept laughing and hugging him. I got up, grabbed my backpack and left. Next day she texts asking why I left, why I'm upset. Asked if she thinks it's normal to come with me then sit on my friend's lap in front of me. Her answer: "I'm not your girlfriend, I'll sit on whoever's lap I want." Blocked her. Questions for my friend too - he saw I brought her, knew I liked her. Zero reaction from him, didn't even text after.#disrespected #humiliated #fakefriends #rejection #betrayal #partyfail #brocode #blindsided