Idiocy is a terminal disease, ain’t no cure for that shit.

So, this dude gets down on one knee, pops the question with a shiny ring, orchestrates a whole damn photoshoot, and I’m there crying my eyes out with pure joy. A week later, I sneak into his laptop—curiosity, you know—and holy fuck, what do I find? Chats, dirty messages, and pics galore. This bastard’s juggling at least three side chicks! I confront him, raging, “What the hell is this circus for?” And he hits me with, “Babe, you’re perfect, I was scared you’d dump my sorry ass.” Unbelievable.
#cheater #drama #betrayal #wtf

Insane Granny Encounter

So, I just moved into this new apartment, right? My neighbor turns out to be this sweet, seemingly harmless old lady who flashes me the warmest smiles. One day, she invites me over for a chat, and I think, "Why the hell not?" So, there we are, sipping tea, exchanging small talk, when out of nowhere, this granny goes full psycho! She lunges at me, starts yapping some crazy shit, and before I can even blink, she’s yanked my pants down and is groping me like it’s her last day on earth! I’m freaking out, scramble to pull my pants up, and bolt out of there faster than you can say “wtf just happened?!”
#crazyneighbor #wtfgranny #shockingmoment #unbelievable