While rummaging around for something I needed, I stumbled upon a wild stash of dildos tucked away in my mom’s couch, clearly for her private pleasure. I confronted her about it, and she flipped out, shrieking like a banshee, denying everything and insisting I must’ve imagined it. Come on, I’m not blind—there’s no way I dreamed up something that damn vivid! But when I sneaky-checked the couch again later, the evidence had vanished. My mom’s a crafty fox, isn’t she? 😜
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