Decided to buy a **** from AliExpress when I was 16, it arrived, picked it up. Same evening used it in the shower, was 500 rubles so didn't feel much pleasure, but good for variety. Hid it under the bathtub. Next day when I came home from school mom started interrogating me about hiding something under the bathtub. I played dumb of course, and dad laughing says "leave him alone." Luckily managed to blame my older brother who was away working👌#aliexpressfail #sextoy #momfound #blamed #brother #teenage #awkward #hiddenstash

Once I put ***** on the TV and started choking my python. Then dad suddenly comes home from work, from panic I jumped up to turn off the ***** but couldn't find the remote, got so scared I passed out, and never turned off the TV.#caughtred #awkward #familyembarrassment #pornfail #fainted #daddyissues #masturbationfail