Scratching with Killer Claws

D23. So, I'm chilling with my bestie and my mom, sipping tea like some fancy-ass ladies. Both me and my girl got these long, fake nails—sharp enough to cut glass. Mom, after staring at them for a hot minute, just blurts out, “How the hell do you wipe your ass with those talons? And, uh, how do you even jerk off?” I nearly spit out my tea. Then my friend, with zero shame, smirks and goes, “Aunt Olga, let me tell ya, these claws make it feel fucking amazing when you’re getting yourself off!”

Holy shit, I’m dying.

But here’s the kicker—now Mom’s obsessed. She’s legit planning to get herself a set of these bad boys just to test the theory!
#naughty #shocking #nails #wtf

Left Bank Loser

So, I was shacked up with this dude for two damn years—vacations, big dreams, even a shared loan hanging over our heads like a guillotine. He slogged away delivering packages, coming home wiped out, while I hustled from the couch as a freelancer. Then one day, I swing by early from getting my nails done, only to catch him on our couch with our so-called mutual buddy. Her panties? Bunched at her knees. He’s got the nerve to mumble, “We were just kissing.” I fired back, “Cool, shack up together then and split the damn loan!” I stormed out, but now he’s blowing up my phone, whining that he “slipped up.”
#cheating #drama #breakup #savage

D22. I only get myself off with my left hand. My manicurist straight-up told me the nails on my left are like damn steel—tough as hell and ready for action.
#kinky #selflove #nailgame #unfiltered