A True Tale of Shame from the Depths

So, me and my buddy decided to blaze up one fine evening at his crib. We wrapped up our business, and I figured I’d crash at his place for the night. He gave me a heads-up that his chick would roll in late from some birthday bash. Come morning, I stumble to the bathroom for a piss, my mate still knocked out cold. I swing open the door, and holy shit—there’s his girl, passed out, cuddling the damn toilet like it’s her lover, with a steaming pile of crap right next to her on the floor. What a fuckin’ disaster!
#epicfail #trashed #wtf #shitshow