Hey, Comrade Commissar, nice try pulling me in!

I’ve been in the army for half a year, but only a damn month with the company. The rest of the time? Laid up in the hospital, banging a 47-year-old nurse who’s seen more action than a battlefield. Word is, she’s been through 25 drafts of recruits—hell if I know if that’s true or just barracks gossip!
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