How I Ended Up as a Horned Idiot

I was tangled in a romance for nearly two damn years. Hell, he even slipped a shiny ring on my finger, making me feel like the chosen one.
Little did I know, his so-called "ex" was shacked up in his place the whole friggin’ time. She’d just vanish to "visit her mom" whenever I’d swing by, like some twisted hide-and-seek game.
Oh, and get this—she’s knocked up, three months along. Guess who’s the fool now?
#betrayal #cheated #heartbreak #drama