Genius or Just a Lucky Bastard?

So, my chick only went down on me twice, with a damn two-month gap between. The first time? Absolute trash, like she was chewing on a raw hot dog. But the second? Holy hell, it was a masterpiece—she worked it like a goddamn pro. Now I’m haunted by the nasty thought that she’s been practicing on someone else’s gear. Screw it, I’m dumping her ass before I lose my mind.
#relationships #suspicions #wtf #breakup