Dude Totally Lost His Marbles

So, we met, dated for a hot three months, and I was actually starting to vibe with this guy. Everything was pure gold until I thought I’d spice things up with a surprise—showed up early, heart all aflutter.
I walk in, and this bastard... he’s in bed with a damn inflatable doll!
And get this—not just chilling with it. He draped a friggin’ romantic blanket over her, lit some candles, and had a cheesy slow jam playing in the background like it’s their anniversary.
I’m like, “Are you for real, man?” and he hits me with, “At least she won’t cheat on me.”
#wtf #crazyex #mindblown #relationshipsucks