Scratching with Killer Claws
D23. So, I'm chilling with my bestie and my mom, sipping tea like some fancy-ass ladies. Both me and my girl got these long, fake nails—sharp enough to cut glass. Mom, after staring at them for a hot minute, just blurts out, “How the hell do you wipe your ass with those talons? And, uh, how do you even jerk off?” I nearly spit out my tea. Then my friend, with zero shame, smirks and goes, “Aunt Olga, let me tell ya, these claws make it feel fucking amazing when you’re getting yourself off!”
Holy shit, I’m dying.
But here’s the kicker—now Mom’s obsessed. She’s legit planning to get herself a set of these bad boys just to test the theory!
#naughty #shocking #nails #wtf
D23. So, I'm chilling with my bestie and my mom, sipping tea like some fancy-ass ladies. Both me and my girl got these long, fake nails—sharp enough to cut glass. Mom, after staring at them for a hot minute, just blurts out, “How the hell do you wipe your ass with those talons? And, uh, how do you even jerk off?” I nearly spit out my tea. Then my friend, with zero shame, smirks and goes, “Aunt Olga, let me tell ya, these claws make it feel fucking amazing when you’re getting yourself off!”
Holy shit, I’m dying.
But here’s the kicker—now Mom’s obsessed. She’s legit planning to get herself a set of these bad boys just to test the theory!
#naughty #shocking #nails #wtf
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