The Girl Whispers Sweet Nothings to My Dick
So, I’m about to dump this chick, but she’s clinging on for dear life, dragging me to our secret hideout like it’s gonna change my mind. I already know how this shitshow ends, and I’m over it, but fuck it, I go anyway. Without wasting a damn second, she’s on her knees, unzipping my pants, pulling out my cock, and going to town like it’s her last meal. I tell her straight up, “This ain’t gonna fix anything,” but then—get this—she starts fuckin’ talking to my dick. Yeah, you heard that right. She’s staring right at it, cooing like it’s her damn puppy, saying, “My sweet boy, we’re so good together… but your asshole owner doesn’t give a shit! He wants to tear us apart!” I’m standing there, dumbfounded, not sure whether to laugh or just walk the hell away. What the fuck do I even do with her now?
#wtf #crazyex #mindblown #awkward
So, I’m about to dump this chick, but she’s clinging on for dear life, dragging me to our secret hideout like it’s gonna change my mind. I already know how this shitshow ends, and I’m over it, but fuck it, I go anyway. Without wasting a damn second, she’s on her knees, unzipping my pants, pulling out my cock, and going to town like it’s her last meal. I tell her straight up, “This ain’t gonna fix anything,” but then—get this—she starts fuckin’ talking to my dick. Yeah, you heard that right. She’s staring right at it, cooing like it’s her damn puppy, saying, “My sweet boy, we’re so good together… but your asshole owner doesn’t give a shit! He wants to tear us apart!” I’m standing there, dumbfounded, not sure whether to laugh or just walk the hell away. What the fuck do I even do with her now?
#wtf #crazyex #mindblown #awkward
14 hours ago
