My chick’s got a bun in the oven, so I guess I’m tying the knot soon.

I’m not exactly pissed, but damn, this wasn’t part of the grand plan. My bros are trying to keep my spirits up, but two of them straight-up froze my blood with their “solidarity.” They went and popped the question to their girls just so I wouldn’t feel like the lone sucker walking down the aisle. Thing is, one of their broads is a total skank, blowing and banging anything that moves, while the other’s just an ugly-ass swamp creature straight out of a horror flick.
#unexpected #shotgunwedding #brocode #wtf