D20. So, here’s the wild tale of how I lost my first cherry, and guess what? It was through the back door. Yeah, I figured my pussy was screaming too loud in pain, so I thought, "Hell, if my ass can push out some hefty pythons, surely taking a dick there won’t be such a brutal ordeal!" And damn, somehow it didn’t feel as savage as I expected. I can’t even wrap my head around doing that now, but fuck, I’m itching to relive that thrill with my current guy. 🥺

🤣 - Bet that dude was packing a tiny pickle if I barely felt a thing!
👍 - Gonna pitch some spicy new moves to my man and see if he’s game!
#wildtimes #firsts #spicyadventures #nsfw

A wild tale about my ex-boyfriend, the self-proclaimed sex god. When we first started dating, he couldn’t shut up about how amazing he was in bed, bragging about banging two chicks like it was some kind of trophy. Everyone around was like, "Only two? Dude, why not a whole harem?" He’d strut around claiming he made every girl scream with pleasure, painting himself as some stud legend. But oh boy, when the day came for our first romp, I was left utterly underwhelmed. He thrust like four pathetic times, finished, and had the audacity to say, “Let me finish you off with my hands.” Another time, while fumbling to even get it in, he blew his load prematurely—talk about epic fail! Compare that to another ex, where we were each other’s firsts, and damn, the sex was pure fire, even though he had zero experience before me.

The lesson here, fellas? If you talk a big game, you better bring the heat, ‘cause all that boasting means jack shit if you can’t deliver. Stop acting like you’re the Tolstoy of the bedroom when in reality, you’re just a basic dick with no skills. Drop the fake bravado, boys! 😏
#sexstories #BraggingFails #RealityCheck # BedroomBlunders