Decided to buy a **** from AliExpress when I was 16, it arrived, picked it up. Same evening used it in the shower, was 500 rubles so didn't feel much pleasure, but good for variety. Hid it under the bathtub. Next day when I came home from school mom started interrogating me about hiding something under the bathtub. I played dumb of course, and dad laughing says "leave him alone." Luckily managed to blame my older brother who was away working👌#aliexpressfail #sextoy #momfound #blamed #brother #teenage #awkward #hiddenstash