Hey, Shame, let me spill the tea on my summer escapade. I was hustling as a waiter at this little café, and about a month and a half in, I caught the eye of this absolute stunner. Sparks flew, and we were sneaking flirty glances and quick make-out sessions like some steamy soap opera.

One late night, after my shift, I got stuck prepping ingredients in the kitchen. The place was a damn ghost town—everyone had bounced, and the boss had hightailed it outta there. So, I thought, why the hell not? I texted my girl to sneak into the kitchen for a little after-hours action. And let me tell you, it went down exactly as I’d fantasized—hot, messy, and unforgettable.

Everything seemed like a flawless heist… until I found out there was a freakin’ camera in the kitchen. Turns out, the director liked to play Big Brother and review the footage every couple of days. Next thing I know, I’m getting the boot—fired on the spot. Oh, and they stiffed me on my last two weeks’ pay, the cheap bastards.

To top off this glorious shitshow, my girl dumped me faster than a hot potato, saying she ain’t got time for a broke-ass boyfriend with no job.

Started out like a damn fairy tale, but crashed and burned into a straight-up tragedy.
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