So, there’s this wild story about my old man. He’s a doc working the MRI machine at a fancy private clinic. Some dumbass thought he’d just “pop in with a quick question” and swung the door open while the damn thing was running full blast. Next thing you know, this idiot gets sucked right into the machine like a moth to a flame—turns out he had a metal chain dangling around his neck. Boom! Teeth gone, brain rattled with a nasty concussion. Lucky bastard’s still breathing, though. And get this—he’s got the nerve to try and sue the clinic for his own stupidity!
#epicfail #dumbassmove #MRIchaos #lawsuitdrama