Regarding that wild story about where grandpa got his coffin. My badass grandma straight-up bought a coffin for my grandpa when he was 71 and she was just 67. Grandma didn’t give a damn and turned that grim box into a storage unit, stuffing it with jars of pickles, tomatoes, and all sorts of random junk. Plot twist: Grandma kicked the bucket at 70. Meanwhile, Grandpa, the old bastard, laughed in death’s face and lived on till 88.

Admin: As the old saying goes—don’t go buying coffins for others, or fate might just screw you over!
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