Back in the wild days of 15 or 16, we threw a savage house party.
I played the good girl card, rolling in at 6 AM like a sneaky little devil.
One dude was passed out cold, and a twisted idea sparked in my head.
We grabbed a condom, filled it with water and toothpaste for that extra nasty realism,
Shoved it right into his mouth.
Then, for good measure, we stuffed a freaking bolt up his nose.
Snatched his phone, unlocked it with his fingerprint like sneaky bandits,
Snapped a pic, slapped it as his VK profile photo—pure chaos.
Back then, that shit was the trend.
Sent it straight to our crew’s group chat for maximum humiliation,
And, oh yeah, changed his password just to twist the knife.
Dude woke up absolutely livid, ready to burn the house down.
Spent days groveling for forgiveness.
Sorry, Max, you legend.
Man, those were some unhinged, golden years!
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