Regarding that post about the stolen steak. So, picture this: I’m at work, desperate to unclog the pipes, so I sneak some laxative into my mashed potatoes. Guess what? My greedy-ass colleague scarfs it down and ends up shitting himself right in the middle of the sales floor. Lesson of the day: keep your damn paws off other people’s stuff, pals!
#pettyrevenge #workplacechaos #dontsteal #epicfail